Close Down Jokes - 8 Hilarious Close Down Jokes

Why did the Sensei Advanced Ninja Training School close down?

They couldn't find any students

Why did the gym close down?

It just didn't work out.

Why did the one eyed headmaster close down his school....

Because he only had one pupil

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A bartender is about to close down for the evening when a man walks into the bar.

The man sits down at the empty bar and says, "unfortunately i haven't got any money, but wondering if you would care to wager me for a yard of ale?"

Intrigued, the bartender inquires what the man has in mind for a wager. "You pour me a yard of that Blonde Ale over there....if I can finish ...

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Why did they close down the restroom?

Everybody kept losing their shit in there.

Why did the London sperm bank close down?

Because people kept missing the tube.

two friars lose their job when the church shuts down...

...So they decide to start a flower shop. Business is good 'cause everyone wanted to buy flowers from the "Men of God", so good, in fact, that their competitor florist, Frank, wasn't getting any business. So he heads to the friars shop to bargain. Frank said "hey, could you close down for a while, o...

There were once two flower shops across the street from each other, but one was more successful than the other.

The one that was more successful was owned by two friars, and they were always the center of attention. Everyone wanted to buy flowers from the cute friars with their funny brown coats. But the owner of the other shop was not making money. He was tired of it. He had asked them many times to close sh...

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