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Chuck Yeager Jokes

I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died

...and then I heard it a few seconds later

Haters once said Chuck Yeager would never break the sound barrier...

But he made a Machery of them.

Stephen Sondheim, John Madden, and Betty White walk up to the Pearly Gates

And St. Peter says, "We're pretty full, so we're making people pass additional tests. I know this is going to sound weird, but God has been hanging out with Chuck Yeager this week, and he's only letting in people who have a connection to Jets." All three sets of eyes light up.

Sondheim step...

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