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Chested Jokes

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The flat chested wife

A wife was looking in the mirror and contemplating on getting breast implants.

She asks her husband, "Honey, my breasts are sooo small. What would you say if I wanted to get breast implants?"

Her husband chuckles and replies, "You should try rubbing toilet paper in-between your breasts...

How are flat chested women like spiders?

If you dislike either one, you're a-rack-no-phobic.

A Flat Chested Woman Is Getting Dressed...

When her husband of 20 years looks at her and says "Why do you even worry about wearing a bra?"

His wife quickly responds " I don't know, why do you wear underwear."

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Why was the flat-chested college senior so well respected?

Because she was the head of the Itty-Bitty-Titty-Committee.
(their influence and power knows no mounds)

Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today.

The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?"

"Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."

What does it mean when a man looks deep into your eyes?

it means that you are flat chested.

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