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What do you call a Viking who can't catch fish?

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-A cod-less heathen.

Son : Dad, how do I catch fish?

Dad : Just throw this clickbait into the water

Son : And then what?

Dad : What happens next will shock you

Did you hear about the fisherman who uses sperm to catch fish?

He calls it his master bait!

What kind of instrument helps you catch fish?

Castanets

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How do north Koreans catch fish so well?

They have Supreme Master Baiter!

A classic Russian joke...

An American, a Frenchman and a Russian are stranded on an uninhabited island. They build a shelter, catch fish for food and suddenly catch a magical Golden Fish, who promises to fulfill two wishes for each in trade for her own freedom:

The American says: "A million dollars and to go back home...

They always say that there’s more fish in the sea

But it’s kinda hard to catch fish when your rod is too short.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man was going ice fishing.

He goes out onto the ice, cuts open a hold, and lowers his bait into the hole. 45 minutes pass, and the man has not gotten a nibble. A younger man walks out onto the ice, drills a hole right next to him, lowers his bait, and within a few minutes has hooked a largemouth bass.

The first man is...

Tinder is like the ocean

Some times you catch fish some times you catch crabs

Whenever I go out fishing with my girls...

I catch fish really quickly and really well

They say I am the Master-Baiter

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