Son : Dad, how do I catch fish?

Dad : Just throw this clickbait into the water

Son : And then what?

Dad : What happens next will shock you

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How do north Koreans catch fish so well?

They have Supreme Master Baiter!

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A man was going ice fishing.

He goes out onto the ice, cuts open a hold, and lowers his bait into the hole. 45 minutes pass, and the man has not gotten a nibble. A younger man walks out onto the ice, drills a hole right next to him, lowers his bait, and within a few minutes has hooked a largemouth bass.

The first man is...

A classic Russian joke...

An American, a Frenchman and a Russian are stranded on an uninhabited island. They build a shelter, catch fish for food and suddenly catch a magical Golden Fish, who promises to fulfill two wishes for each in trade for her own freedom:

The American says: "A million dollars and to go back home...

They always say that there’s more fish in the sea

But it’s kinda hard to catch fish when your rod is too short.

Graduate degree fishing

So there’s a guy who wants a graduate degree, but he’s not sure what he wants to study. He remembers a time in his youth where he learned about all different types of fish and things used to catch fish. That memory intrigued him. So he started looking into marine biology, but thought, nah that’s not...

Whenever I go out fishing with my girls...

I catch fish really quickly and really well

They say I am the Master-Baiter

Tinder is like the ocean

Some times you catch fish some times you catch crabs

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Dave and Dave Jr.

Dave was taking his son Dave Jr, or DJ as he always called him, fishing one day. As they were fishing, another gentleman came along to fish. The guy asked
"Well how are they biting?"

Dave answered "It's going great! Watch!" Dave throws his line into the water and BOOM, catches an 8 pound...

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