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Burn Out Jokes

Why did the hipster crypto miner burn out his GPU?

He was mining before it was cool.

Why do light bulbs burn out with frequency?

Because it hertz.

I'm so down on my luck right now, that I can't even afford to change out light bulbs when they burn out...

Things don't look so bright

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

My kids are the sunshine of my life

Over-exposition invariably leads to a burn out

How many computer analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out.

How do you catch an elephant?

First, you dig a hole and let a fire burn out in it. Then, you put peas all around it. When the elephant comes to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole.

Compliments of my deceased grandfather for telling me this joke when I was a kid.

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