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Burn Down Jokes

Why did the match factory burn down?

Because the workers went on strike


I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke

Why did the woodland creatures burn down the Hoover factory?

Because nature abhors a vacuum..

How did Tiger Woods manage to burn down his house?

Coz he got rid of all his hose.

An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse...

The job was well done.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Supervisor: How did you manage to burn down the house, I just told you drill a few holes in the wall!

Worker: I'm sorry... But it was a fire drill

The cow Elsa

A wealthy farmer is away from home for a business meeting shortly over a week now when suddenly his phone rings in the middle of the night. The calling number is that of his country estate!

Caller: "Yes, this is your butler. I just wanted to tell you that your cow Elsa had died."

Farme...

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The FBI, Interpol and Mumbai police are having a competition as to who is the best detective squad.

The test is simple. They leave a rabbit into the woods and the team who finds the rabbit in the fastest time wins.

Interpol goes first. They go into the forest, hunt for clues, interrogate the animals, set a trap for the rabbit at its favorite watering hole and within a month, they have captu...

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