I USE TO BE A BULL RIDER AND I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD

Until that guy from Wal-Mart came out and unplugged me.

You have to have the skill of a world class bull rider to keep up with me in bed

You only have to ride me for 8 seconds and then it’s over

What do bull riders and I have in common?

We both struggle to last 8 seconds

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider.

Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear "I have aids".

See how long you can last.

My wife says I should be a bull rider...

Since I'm lucky to last 8 seconds...

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