What’s the difference between a rodeo clown and a politician?
The rodeo clown tries to avoid the bull.
What's a rodeo clown's favorite type of bar?
A honky tonk!
Why was the rodeo clown frustrated with his job?
He was tired of all the bull.
If you dressed up like a rodeo clown, broke into the capitol, and tried to destroy the democracy of the United States
You might be a redneck
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Hitler walks into a bar...
The bartender does a double take but doesn't say anything at first. "This cant be!" the bartender thinks to himself. Finally he decides to bring it up.
"Hey man, I don't want to bother you," says the bartender, "but you look *just* like Hitler."
"I am Hitler," says the fuhrer. "I'm bac...
Sports injuries
An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar. After a couple of drinks they start to compare their injuries.
“None of my teeth are my own, I once lost seven teeth during one game.”, started the hockey player.
“Well, that’s nothing - during my care...
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