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Yosemite Sam Jokes

How does Yosemite Sam keep recovering from being killed?

Rein-tarnation.

I'm working on a Yosemite Sam video game...

But it has a lot of Bugs.

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An old mechanic friend helps a drunk. (Kinda long, sorry.)

I was talking to this grizzled old mechanic friend one time, he looked like an old version of Yosemite Sam. Had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, sounded like an old cowboy, his big ol' handlebar mustache wiggling and twitching with every word. Suddenly he starts telling this story about how he ...

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