What do you call a pig that's angry about being cold?
A ham brr grr!
What did the horse say to the snowman that lived nextdoor?
Hay Neigh Brr
Nooo you were supposed to shoot at the sky too!
Haha Aaron go Brr
An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot, and asked the owner if she could buy it...
The owner said, "Heck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me - you do not want that parrot!"
She said, "I can teach it good manners."
But, when she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.
She took it out and said, "Did you learn your...
How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?
Howdy Neigh - Brr
Made up by my 4 year old son.
Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
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