Guess what I had for breakfast. Apologies if repost.
Three old men, hard of hearing
Three old men, hard of hearing, are waiting at a bus stop on a hill, it’s winter time. The first man goes as he’s shivering “brrrr, it’s windy”! The second one responds “it’s not Wednesday, it’s Thursday”, And the third man says “I’m thirsty too, let’s go grab a beer”!
What is the coldest gas?
Brrrr-omine gas.
[OC] A cold bear
Did you know that when a bear gets cold it loses control of its vowels and becomes a brrrr?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man requests a car to pick him up via an app on his phone.
It was a very cold winter day in the city. A man pulls out his phone and requests a car to pick him up. When the car arrives the man braves the brutal snow and wind to get to the car.He jumps in the back seat and the first words out of his mouth are "oooooh brrrr."
The driver responds, "Are y...
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