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Breathalyzers Jokes

What do librarians call breathalyzers?

The DUI decimal system

What do vasectomies and breathalyzers have in common?

The goal is to blow a zero.

Difference between Russia and USA

In Russia they use breathalyzers to check for minimum blood alcohol content

To all my friends this holiday season, if you're going to be drinking, please don't drive.

The other night at a party, I got a little tipsy, so I left the car behind and took the bus home. It was great because along the way, while cars were being stopped for breathalyzers, the police just waved the bus right through and I was able to get home. In the end, I had no idea I could drive a bus...

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