The punch line to this joke is a no-brainer.

What do you call a girl that doesn’t give head?

What do Zombies think when they see someone with a red hat and no mask?

That's a no brainer

What's the easiest way to starve a zombie?

I shouldn't have to tell you anyways, it's a no brainer.

My favorite jokes are about bacteria.

They’re no-brainers.

Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?

A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.

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An old joke popular with engineers and other neckbeards

A man dies and surprise! he finds himself in the sky and surrounded by clouds and in front of an old man who asks, ”Heaven or Hell?”

Guy goes, "what kind of question is that?" and the old man sighs and goes, “oh another one. Well allow me to show you and then you can make your decision ...

In college, I wanted to study how to do lobotomies.

I thought it was a no-brainer.

Everyone knows how Kennedy died

That ones a no brainer

Everyone is debated capital punishment nowadays talking about lethal injection and humane treatment. Me, I think we should just shoot them in the head...

Seems like a no-brainer to me

Why do zombies have no interest in solving easy puzzles?

Because they are no-brainers.

Who is the 45th president of the United States?

The answer is a no-brainer!

When I trained to be a doctor, I decided to specialize in lobotomies.

Seemed like a no-brainer.

What do you call a girl who has been eaten by a zombie?

No idea? Come on, that's a no-brainer!

Between Justin Bieber, Quavo, DJ Khaled, Chance the Rapper, and Me, who is the worst rapper?

That’s a No Brainer, I’m the One.

Why are skeletons so bad at remembering things?

C'mon guys, this is a no-brainer.

It's really easy to survive a zombie apocalypse

It's a no-brainer

Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses

It's a no brainer

Son asks "Dad, do you die if you lose your head?"

Dad responds "That is a no-brainer"

It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam...

It was a no brainer!

Did you hear about the zombie that went vegan?

He called his decision a no-brainer

I bought zombie insurance recently

it was a no brainer

My Zombie Friend

was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet. It was a no-brainer.

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