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High And Mighty Jokes

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Brother’s acting all high and mighty now that he has COVID

Thinks his shit don’t stink

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god is high and mighty

but sometimes when I see the shitty work he did I wish he was just mighty

I can’t stand bodybuilders who smoke weed.

They always act so high and mighty.

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A soldier heading home from the frontlines gets on a train

The soldier walks the length of the crowded train searching for a seat. He stops by a rich woman who has her dog sitting next to her.

The soldier speaks in a calm , tired voice, "Ma'am, can you move your dog so I can sit down?"


Offended and speaking in a high and mighty tone of vo...

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Three sibling vampires are discussing who is the strongest.

The eldest eventually gets bored of debating and flies of into the night, coming back 5 minutes later covered in blood.

"Siblings of mine! See the lone house on the path into the city, silent and lost in a stripe of blood and fury?" shrieks the eldest with sadistic glory in his voice.

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