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Benadryl Jokes

What did the cop say to the parents that were slipping their children Benadryl to make them sleep?

You’re under arrest for kid napping.

A lemon gets sick

A lemon is walking home late one night and gets caught in a thunderstorm. With no raincoat or umbrella around, he toughs it out and paces home as quickly as possible.

Unfortunately, the lemon ends up catching a cold with some light fever and coughs from prolonged exposure in the rain and cold...

I really wish I could diminish my allergies..

Like, punch a hole right through them. Alas, I don’t have any experience putting holes in things.

If only I had Benadryl.

Why was Benjamin spinning around and sleepy?

Because Benadryl

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