Why couldn’t Anakin Skywalker be promoted to a high Jedi rank?
He would have been a Master Vader.
A Rabbi and his friend, a Catholic priest, were having a discussion
when the rabbi asked "Could you ever be promoted withing your church?"
The priest responded, "Well, one day, I hope to become a bishop."
The rabbi asked, "And then?"
The priest though for a second and responded, "Well, then I might become a cardinal."
The rabbi again aske...
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After 10 years of impeccable policing, Roderick was still only a captain.
So Rod went to the prefect and asked for a promotion. Only the prefect couldn’t stand Rod, so he told him:
“You will be promoted when you complete an assignment of the highest importance. You must travel to India and bring back .... erm ... a pair of crocodile shoes!"
Roderick salutes ...
I remember one time when by dad came home from work, absolutely beaming with happiness
I asked "Why are you do happy, Daddy?"
"Well kiddo, today at work Daddy's boss called him into his office, and invited him to go golfing with some of the other big boss men at the company. I shot the best game of my life, and after I got a hole in one on the last hole, my boss told me I was ...
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