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Today my girlfriend got a bad hair day.

Hair problem.

What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

A frisbee..

What’s the difference between a bad hair day and a queef?

One is a fussy part.....

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11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop tho...

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