What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
A frisbee..
Why does Donald Trump have bad hair?
He fired his comb-y
What’s the difference between a bad hair day and a queef?
One is a fussy part.....
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11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 5. To stop tho...
"I really don't think you have a case, sir," said the detective as my wife washed her hair and cried from the bathroom.
"How can you say that?!" I demanded. "That hairstylist is a monster!"
"Look, sir, I can't just go around arresting every barber that gives a bad haircut." He glanced at his notes. "Even if he made her 'look like Captain Kirk.'"
"I never said he made her look like Captain Kirk!" I barke...
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