Backtracking Jokes

All the great scientists throughout history are brought together for a game of hide and seek. They draw straws and Einstein is "it" first. He starts counting back from 100 as all the other great minds run hither and thither looking to hide. Newton runs over to the bushes but Heisenberg is already ... read more

He had enough food and water, but he had been away from his wife for a *loooong* time. Eventually the loneliness and heat started getting to him, and his camel started looking mighty fine. The camel must have sensed something, as it bolted when the nomad made his move.

The nomad started cha... read more