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Why do autobody painters worship Jesus?

Because they think he's a good car painter!

A man walks into an autobody shop and asks for a rim job

A man walks into an autobody shop and asks for a rim job.

The mechanic gapes at the man for a few seconds and then asks, "What did you say?"

"A rim job!" says the man. "My buddy knows all about cars and he took one look at my wheels and said I desperately needed a rim job."

Real...

What do you call an autobody shop that charges extra money for mystery parts?

"Surprise mechanics".

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