Saying you're an attorney at law is like saying you're a software developer at programming or that you're a policeman at racism
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The Five-Kick Method (long)
A very famous and successful attorney from NYC was hunting ducks in the countryside. He was having a bad day in the woods as there didn't seem to be any ducks at all to be hunted. Then, all of a sudden, he saw the most beautiful, fattest duck of his life swiftly take off, so he aptly aimed and shot ...