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Andropov Jokes

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Leonid Brezhnev, Soviet General Secretary, calls his head of the KGB, Yuri Andropov, into his office...

Brezhnev: "Comrade, how many Jews do we have in the Soviet Union?"

Andropov: "Approximately five million, Comrade."

Brezhnev: "And how many Jews do you think would leave if we allowed them to?"

Andropov: "Approximately 20 million, Comrade."

I hired a Russian chauffeur the other day...

his name was Pikup Andropov

I got a Russian Uber driver today.

His name was Pickup Andropov!!..

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