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Anarchists Jokes

Why do anarchists have awful taste?

They have an aversion to things that rule.

Where do anarchists keep their records?

Anarchive

Why are anarchists bad at carpentry?

They have no rulers

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What do therapist and anarchists have in common?

They both want to help landlords get rid of their complexes.

Anarchists be like

governmen't

TIL that anarchists don't celebrate birthdays

Because they don't believe in parties.

Why don't anarchists drink green tea?

Because it helps fight free radicals.

What sort of mint do anarchists hate?

Governmint

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Did you hear the story of the anarchists' surprise party?

Well, the surprise was that there was no party.

Why are dogs so good at finding anarchists?

They are great at tracking dissent.

What happens to male anarchists as they get older?

They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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