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Why do anarchists have awful taste?

They have an aversion to things that rule.
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Where do anarchists keep their records?

Anarchive
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Why are anarchists bad at carpentry?

They have no rulers
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What do therapist and anarchists have in common?

They both want to help landlords get rid of their complexes.

Anarchists be like

governmen't
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TIL that anarchists don't celebrate birthdays

Because they don't believe in parties.
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Why don't anarchists drink green tea?

Because it helps fight free radicals.
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What sort of mint do anarchists hate?

Governmint
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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.
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Did you hear the story of the anarchists' surprise party?

Well, the surprise was that there was no party.
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Why are dogs so good at finding anarchists?

They are great at tracking dissent.
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What happens to male anarchists as they get older?

They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues.
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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.
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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
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