Jew, A Catholic, and an atheist are rowing in Lake Erie when their boat springs a huge leak.
The Jew looks skyward, and says “Oh, Adonai, if you save me, I promise I’ll sail to Israel and spend the rest of my days trying to reclaim the land you gave us.”
The Catholic looks skyward, and says, “Oh, Jesus, if you save me, I promise I’ll fly to the Vatican and spend the rest of my days ...
I can't stand stuck up bodies of water...
Like, get over yourself Lake Superior!
What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries
Batman to Alfred
B: Alfred, why batremote for batTV is not working?
A: Have you changed bateries sir?
B: ...
B: What are eries?
Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. No one is even down by the lake.
It's Erie
What do you call an uncredited writer in urban northwest Pennsylvania?
An Erie ghost writer.
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