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Shoes

A woman went to a shoe showroom to buy herself a new pair of shoes.

She spent an hour trying out many shoes. After 35 attempts, she found the 36th shoe really impressive.

"How much is this one?" she asked the shopkeeper.

"Nothing! You can take it for free" said the shopkeeper.<...

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There's this guy Doug.

There's this guy Doug and he just moved into this new neighborhood. He asks his neighbor down the street if there's any places he should check out.

"Well dude I know of this one place down on 36th where you can pay $20 to have five guys kick the hell of you. It's painful at first but afterwar...

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