What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of heroin?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of heroin fall out a 53rd-floor window.

Do you know what the difference between an eightball of cocaine and a four year old child is?

Eric Clapton wouldn't have let an eightball of coke fall out of a 53rd story window.

Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation...

yep, we're ranked 53rd.

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