A famous car designer...

A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection in his craft of designing cars, specifically for Kia. In each of his 32 models, he was instrumental in some innovation or vastly improved function.

He called for ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Tell me how you died and I'll let you pass

Saint peter is standing at the gates of heaven, now its been a long day and an uneventful one at that, so when he sees 3 men walking towards him he has an idea. Saint peter says to the men "Tell me how you died and I'll let you pass".
So the first man walks up and says: "Well I came home early be...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

It's my birthday today

It's this man's 33rd birthday. He gets a package at the Post Office and goes to collect it. At the counter the woman brings his package to him, and the man says, "It's my birthday today."

"Oh, happy birthday, how old are you?," asks the Post Office worker. "33," says the man. "Well, have a g...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Four construction workers on top of a 50 story building are arguing over who has the longest penis...

One of them suggests they unzip and dangle over the side to see who has the longest.
The first guy proudly announces "All the way to the 33rd floor!"
The second guy responds "Ha!, 23rd floor!"
The third guy is smirking, thinking he has everyone beat. "12th floor!"
They notice the...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.