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55th Jokes

As i handed my dad his 55th birthday card he started screaming...

Son, why did you buy me 55 birthday cards?!

Monty Smith

Monty has five letters in his first name...
He has 5 letters in his second name...

He has lived his entire life at 555 West 55th Street
In NYC

And worked his entire career at Saks 5 Avenue

He met his wife in Fifth Grade..

He has 5 kids and owns 5 cars...

Nee...

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A Tourist Visits a Bar on the Roof of the Empire State Building....

...he comments on how neat the place is with its NY memorabilia all over the walls. A drunk at the bar says, " Yeah, the best is that window over there, if you jump out, you'll stop falling at the 55th floor and float right back up and in the window!"
The tourist is incredulous so the drunk shows...
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