A man decides to go to a bar where he sees a blonde woman.

Conversation begins and the two hit it off. The blonde eventually asks the man when his birthday is.

“March 1st,” the man replies. Suddenly, the blonde gets up and stomps around the bar before coming back to her seat.

“So when is your birthday?” the woman again asks.

Not bein...

I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said March 1st.

Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.

August is next week?

Nah... This is March 157689th bruh.

How the world has changed in 2020!

Feb 14: Will you be my Valentine ?
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March 14: Will you be my Quarantine ? 🙂

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