I finally framed my certificate for being able to shoot my sperm 15m,
And I can’t believe how far I’ve come.
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H*tler and Mussolini are sitting at a bar.
A guy walks into the bar and asks the barkeeper "Aren't those two H*tler and Mussolini?" Barkeeper confirms. The guy sits next to them and asks:
-What are you guys doing?
H*tler answers:
-We're planning WW3
-Oh really? What will happen?
-We will kill 15m Jews and ...
Mom came up with this one
Mom: How far do you think our neighbours house is from here?
Me: I dunno probably about 15m.
Mom: No you dummy it’s only 1 yard away.
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