A mother and son are traveling together on the Northern Pacific railroad.
The boy says, "Mommy, if big cows can have little cows and big horses can have little horses and big people can have little people, then why can't big trains have little trains?"
"That's a good question. You should ask the engineer that question."
So the boy goes all the way up to the ...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
As he's sitting at the bar enjoying his beverage, a tiny horse walks in and sits down next to him. The man is shocked and asks the bartender, "Is that a little horse?" The bartender nods and the man asks, "What's it doing here?"
The bartender replies, "It's a psychology experiment. We're tryi...
A horse walks into a bar
And the bartender asked "why the long face?"
The horse said, well, it has been a really bad day. Around 10 years ago, I married a pony, the absolute love of my life. She just passed away at the hospital from throat cancer. I'm on my way back home and I just came in for a few drinks to ease th...
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse.
Why can’t Lil Sebastian talk?
Because he’s a little horse
I can't believe that I got kicked out of the petting zoo for being sick
I was only feeling a little horse
A pony goes into a bar, and the bar tender asks him “why the long face?”
I didn’t make it into the men’s choir.
Well, you are a little horse.
A man sees the doctor with a pony in his hands.
"Hey doc, I'm feeling a little horse today...."
A man rides a pony into a bar
A man charges through the front door of his local saloon, perched on the back of a pony. He rushes to the bar and says “Bartender, I need a hot tea, as quick as you can!”
The bartender, taken aback, says “Sir! You can’t ride that thing in here! And why do you so desperately need a hot tea?!”<...
A donkey, mule, and a horse walk into a bar
On their way to the bar a man looks at the donkey and yells “what an ass!”
The equestrians shrug off this distasteful jab and continue towards the bar.
The same man stands up and looks at the mule saying “I’d yell all day but now I’m a little horse!”
The equestrians ignore the m...
A bear and a pony walked onto the stage at a convention...
And the pony went up to the microphone and said, "Bear with me, I'm a little horse."
I’ve spent the past few days pretending to be a Shetland pony, but I think I’m losing my voice.
I’m currently a little horse.
A guy visits a carnival and amongst the merry-go-rounds, vendors and performers he spots a man with a tiny pony.
He walks up to the man and asks: "What's with the pony?"
"For a dollar the pony can do pretty much any trick you ask of it" the man replies.
"That's cool" the guy says and proceeds to take out his wallet, retrieve a dollar bill and puts it in the jar next to the pony.
He extends...
Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote
Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"
Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"
Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."
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