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Working From Home Jokes

Started working from home recently building boats in my attic...

Sails are through the roof.

Working From Home

Working from is not so bad. I’m starting to get the hang of it. I can work in my pajamas, have a glass of wine with my lunch, and have my lunch at 9am.

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The best thing about working from home is...

...I can masturbate at my desk and no one calls HR and the police.

How does it feel to work from home?

"I don't like working from home at all! My family isn't happy too." - Henry, 41, pathologist.

Working from home - day 6

Client: "No! This is unacceptable. I want to speak to one of your superiors"

Me: "Moooom!"

I've gone back to customer service after two years of working from home and it's been a bit of a shock. The yelling, the swearing, the threats of physical violence.

I'm really struggling to break these habits, any advice?

I work from home sometimes

When I'm working from home, I sometimes put a blanket over me.

You could say, I work undercover.

Our maid told us that she was going to start working from home

She sent us a list of things to do.

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My wife complains to me about constantly being sexually harassed at work​

I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office

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[NSFW] I've been working from home lately and I find my motivation is a lot like masturbation...

...It comes and goes in spurts.

I have been working from home since March of last year.

I am an Uber driver.

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The best way to avoid IT issue when working from home during our current circumstances...

...is to avoid the red balloon.

My job allows working from home but I still go to office

I like the idea of surrounding myself with some company

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NSFW: My wife and I have been working from home since April, and I finally called her HR Department with a complaint.

There has been far less sexual harassment in our workplace than I was hoping for.

Working from home in this weather makes me want to leak classified information...

Cause I'm snowed in.

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Working from home is great! I’m basically getting paid $30 / hr to play Mario kart and have sex with my wife!

That’s like $3 per race and $0.50 every time I have sex!

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My wife has been complaining that someone has been sexually harassing her at work, but I think it's her fault

Honestly, what does she expect working from home

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