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This sub really likes to watch its carbon footprint

I know because it keeps on recycling the same jokes

Apple better watch its quarterly earnings, its latest iPhone has competition

It's called Charmin Ultra Soft

If you watch it backwards. . .

The Shawshank Redemption is about two mexican fishermen who are such great friends that when one of them is sent to prison in Maine, the other one crawls through five hundred yards of foulness you can't even imagine to be with him.

I found this video that gives you coronavirus when you watch it.

It went viral.

If there was a show on 9/11, I would not watch it.

After all, the pilot would crash and burn.

Years ago when I was a teenager I had a summer job at a petrol (gas) station

Years ago when I was a teenager I had a summer job at a petrol station …. Back in those days it wasn’t self service , so my job was to put petrol in cars when a customer arrived.

I always remember this one particular day when an old chap pulled in and said he wanted a fill-up. Then he got out...

Its cool to pee into blue toilet water and watch it turn a different color...

just not when it turns purple

A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus.

Upon arriving at the pearly gates, Jesus said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. I really think you'll like it here."

Walking through the gates, the man noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.

Surprised at how H...

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