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Walkie Talkies Jokes

So I bought myself and my girlfriend walkie talkies

Gf: “You’re too childish, this isn’t working and it’s over”

Me: “Sorry, this isn’t working and it’s what? Over“

I broke up with my girlfriend via walkie talkie

She didn’t get it, no matter how many times I said it was over.

Girl: "Come over"

Guy: "I'm coming over"

Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."

My girlfriend told me I was too childish.

The other day, I bought her a pair of walkie talkies.

She squinted her eyes at me and said, "Our relationship is over."

I squinted my eyes right back and told her, "Our relationship is what? Over."

Talking to the girlfriend

I was trying to talk to my girlfriend on a pair of walkie talkies the other day, but she just kept making static noises.

I think we're breaking up

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