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Unwanted Pregnancy Jokes

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Dad, a girl invited me over to her house

"Oh that is great, Billy. But you should be careful, you are young and an STD or unwanted pregnancy is going to be devastating. Please, remember to wear a condom if the situation arises... Actually, no. I don't trust you, son. Put it on right now, because at the heat of the moment you will forget." ...

A professor is giving a lecture...

...but the students are very bored and distracted. Out of the blue, the professor says "The best way to prevent an unwanted pregnancy is..." Suddenly the whole class goes quiet. Then, he continues on with his lecture. The students pay attention for a few minutes, but it doesn't last long. The profes...

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