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A man was driving home from work when he remembered it was the 20th anniversary of his marriage

He still needed to get a gift for his wife, so he stopped at the department store on his way home. He quickly went to the lingerie department to pick up a gift and a sales associate was very happy to help. The sales associate asked what his budget was, to which he responded about $50. She showed him...

My university professor had a lecture on the economy of eating ass, and it was underwhelming.

Nothing but gross domestic product.

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The 13th Amendment makes it illegal to buy people.

Apparently, it doesn't apply to congressmen.

Edit: Wow...so this is what it’s like to reach the front page... really underwhelming...

In all seriousness, while there are a bunch of corrupt politicians out there, DO call your congressman and DO participate in your local elections and pr...

I watched two satellite dishes get married last week.

The dinner was underwhelming but the reception was amazing.

My only joke

A guy is the best man at his friends wedding. Now, after the ceremony was over and done with, the groom, bride, bridesmaid, and best man all decide to play a game of sackrace. The winner would get a free jug of cider, which may seem underwhelming but our guy was fairly thirsty. Everyone lines up to ...

I like my girls how I like my Starbucks coffee.

Expensive and underwhelming.

A mental health facility offers supervised hobbies for its patients.

They have access to painting, exercise, a small library, cooking, all sorts of stuff.

When they paint, they are often instructed to paint their mood, or something they would like to see or do when they are released. Some paint melancholy things, dark with depressive imagery and muted colors. ...

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