St. Peter is assisting applicants to heaven three at a time. He's leading the latest trio around, showing them the best clouds, where to get the best harps, best wing cleaning service etc.
One guy has a complaint, though. "What's with all these ducks? They're everywhere and getting underfoo...
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A ship goes down at sea and two survivors wash up on the shore of an island--a man and a Chihuahua.
The only other inhabitants of the island are harmless native sheep that roam and feed aimlessly on the lush grass. Conditions are primitive, but the man and Chihuahua coexist peacefully for several years.
The man eventually comes to the realization that he will never be rescued. Sadly he beg...