Tty Jokes

... because we wash our hands when leaving a toilet but we don't wash the smartphone ;)

I was a receptionist at a hotel, and the phone started ringing. I could see by the screen that it was the extension for the elevator's phone. I picked it up, and a voice I recognize as a particularly rude and troublesome guest, immediately starts yelling: "What the (beep) do I press to get out of th... read more