Tone Deaf Jokes - 4 Hilarious Tone Deaf Jokes

Why did the men in the barbershop quartet refuse to go fishing with their tone deaf friend?

He couldn't hold a tuna.

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I'm so tone deaf that

I can't even tell the difference between A# and Bb.

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What do you call the tone deaf brutes that hang out with rock musicians?

Bassists.

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M: in the orchestra, there is a place for everyone.

F: What if they are completely tone deaf.

M: Easy, give them 2 sticks and put them in back with the kettles.

F: But what if they have no sense of rhythm?

M: Even easier, take away one stick and make them stand in the front.

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