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Sometimes I wear a tinfoil hat.

Iā€™m not one of those wackjobs, it just makes being in the microwave more interesting.

A conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in Zeus walks out into a field during a thunderstorm wearing his tinfoil hat to test his theory.

Needless to say, he was shocked when he learned the truth.

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