Did you hear about the priest who got carpal tunnel syndrome from playing too many old-timey card games?
He received the euchre-wrist.
old timey classic i haven’t seen on here for a while
when is a door not a door?
when it’s a jar
A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."
(I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)
How does an old timey 1930s era gangster threaten a jelly fish?
"You're see, through!"
What did the old timey New Yorker say to the woman with dirt on her shoes?
"You gots schmutz on your foots, Toots!"
What is it called when old-timey locomotives work together?
Steamwork
What do you call a hundred old timey Irish railroad workers falling down a hill?
A navvy lanch
Arugula is probably my favorite.
of all the field greens named for the sound of an old-timey car horn.
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