What did the old timey New Yorker say to the woman with dirt on her shoes?

"You gots schmutz on your foots, Toots!"

How does an old timey 1930s era gangster threaten a jelly fish?

"You're see, through!"

A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."

(I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)

Arugula is probably my favorite.

of all the field greens named for the sound of an old-timey car horn.

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