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Thicc Jokes

Isaac Newton liked them thicc

He said "The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."

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I once saw a pirate woman with an amazing butt.

I'd say she was thicc with 7 C's.

Just how thicc is the Earth?

THICCCCCCC with seven C's

Sir Isaac Newton walks into his office…

And says.. ..I like them thicc af.

…But Sir, we can’t say that!

Sir Isaac Newton: Then say this “ The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction.”

How do pirates spell Thicc?

With seven Cs.

How thicc is the world?

Thiccccccc with 7 Cs

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I have the ideal female body, "thicc" ass, huge tits and i am smart too.

Sadly i am a man.

If jesus was thicc...

They would still have nailed him

In a survey, 5% of straight men said they liked slim thighs on a woman and 10% said they liked thicc thighs on a woman.

The rest of them preferred something in between.

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What do you use if you want a thicc and muscular butt in space?

Asteroids

Why did the guy with a lisp hit on the girl with the flu?

Because she was thicc

Instead of calling someone "dummy thicc" we should call them "hot and heavy"

(It's not much of a joke, but i cant figure out were else to post it, any help?)

What's a Pixar editors favorite metal song?

Down with the Thiccness.

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What’s a dinosaur’s favorite porn?

Your-ass-thicc Park

Mike Tyson does one squat

Then the next day at work he always ends up calling in thicc.

Why do pirates like booty?

Because they like em thicc with 7 C's

What do you call a metal head who’s into banging fat chicks?

Down with the Thiccness

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(LONG) A woman walks into a parrot shop....

She points at a bird and says "I'll take that one please." "Be careful" warns the shopkeeper "That ones a real pervert." "Don't worry" replies the woman "I know how to deal with it"

Later that day, the woman puts the bird in her bedroom and begins to undress. Once the lady took her shorts off...

That receptionist with the lisp and big booty wasn't at work today

She must have called in thicc

My buddy was asking me what my favorite body type for a woman is. I said, "Just call me Dithturbed..."

"cause I am down with the thiccness!"

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If Herodotus was a vlogger

It's ya boi Herodotus back atch ya with another travlog!

So, I was in Delphi, and man, they be real mad with em Spartans.

Not taking sides, just my 2 Drachmae. Maybe my Athenian homies should've toned down their backstabbing a little bit, so that those Spartan hunks didn't have to canc...

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A man walks into a bar with an overweight donkey and a sour looking cat.

He sits down, and asks for a 1 beer. He gets a bucket of water for the donkey, and milk for the cat. The cat looks at the milk and scowls in disgust. The man explains that the cat only drinks 2% milk and nothing else.
After drinking he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount ...

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