*INCOMING STAR WARS JOKE* So my uncle got a job circumcising Bantha’s…
He said the pay was OK but the tips were huge.
Did you hear about the Jedi nun who kept accidentally picking up banthas, hundreds of feet into the air?
You can’t really blame her, it was force of habit.
I translated an Ewokese joke into English
An Ewok marches into a cantina and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a Jawa Juice and …… Bantha milk.” The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?” “Not sure,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
*Yub Nub!*
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