Jon Snow Jokes - 14 Hilarious Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

The dragons don't like Jon Snow

You mother f***er...

Why is Jon Snow so ticklish?

Aunts in his pants...

I am the Jon Snow of my class

I know nothing

Who’s Jon Snow’s favorite character from “Cars”?

Lightning MuhQueen

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What does Jon Snow think of sex?

It's a bit of an Auntie-climax.

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[Game of Thrones S7 Spoiler] What do Dragons call Jon Snow?

Motherfucker.

What is similar between Jon Snow and The Night King?

They have both speared a dragon.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

I met Jon Snow the squirrel the other day

He knows nutting.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product?

And now his watch has ended.

My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common.

They both ended with an Ollie.

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