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Cersei Lannister Jokes

If Cersei Lannister was a video game,

She'd be Smash Bros.

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Cersei Lannister

Ive come to kick ass and love my children. And Im all out of children

What does Cersei Lannister say to Jamie Lannister when she's inviting him to bed?

I incest.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well.

Myrcella had two brothers.

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