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Theon Greyjoy Jokes

What happened to Theon Greyjoy's manhood?

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What do Samwell Tarly and Theon Greyjoy have in common?

They both wish they still had their Dickon.

Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?

He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome

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What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common?

A dick in a box

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