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Suicide Pact Jokes

When you make a suicide pact with someone, NEVER offer to go first.

Trust me. I’ve done like five of them.

Me and my wife decided to form a suicide pact...

Weird thing was that after she killed herself, I didn't feel like dying anymore.

Me and my girlfriend had a suicide pact.

One of us got cold feet.

Recently found out all the crows in our neighbourhood had killed them selves

Looks like it was a murder suicide pact

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