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Budweiser method

These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating," which is on a 1 to 10 scale. One says, "I'd give her a 7. She's really quite pretty." Another agrees, and so does the third...

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Dad Joke #1

My dad had a repertoire of five jokes that were his favorite and would tell over and over, always cracking himself up to the point of tears before the punch line. Here's one:

A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in and the boss say...

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