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Stop Work Jokes

When you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils.

They dilate.

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My wife complains to me about constantly being harassed at work​

I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office

Why did the rocket scientist stop working a project?

He had no comet-ment.

Why did the old car with bald tires stop working?

It was re-tired.

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Why'd Batman stop working with his first partner?

He was too much of a .

My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression.

I had to put my foot down.

On New Year's Eve back in 1999, a friend bet me a couple grand that computers were going to stop working

"Why $2k?" I asked.

Everyday at 2pm most workers at a factory stopped working and went drinking at a bar.

Finally Billy asked what's going on? They told him everyday at 1:45 the boss leaves and comes back at 4:45, so the workers take advantage and have some fun at the bar, they comeback before the boss does, he never finds out about it. The next day like clockwork 1:45 the boss leaves and 2pm the worker...
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