State Of Israel Jokes - 3 Hilarious State Of Israel Jokes

The North/South Korea conflict reminded me of an old joke set in Israel

Two old Israeli men are having lunch together, talking about this and that, politics and their jobs, and the conversation leads to them talking about the state of Israel.

"I'm telling you, Moskowitz, there's an easy solution to all the problems Israel has."

"I'm sure if there was one, ...

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An old Jewish man won the state lottery winning 100 million dollars

Since this was the largest lottery in the states history, the news decided to interview the man on tv. At the end of the interview the reporter asked one final question.

"Do you plan on donating any of that money."

"Of course, I have already donated 3 million"

"Wow can you tell ...

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Soviet Joke

After Stalin’s death, the Soviet nation decided to get rid of him once and for all and bury him as far away as possible. They set up a special commission.
The commission turned to the British government with the request that they make available a plot in a British cemetery.
“Well,” replies the...

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